Fire in the Hole!

Its 6:30 in the morning, day 2 post op. The phone rings, Jill is hysterical, we determine she is laughing.
Jill:Oh MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I've had the fire department out! I started a fire in your oven!
US:What?!?!?
Jill: I was trying to clean the oven and it started on fire! I looked in and the whole oven was flaming! I tried to open the door but it was locked, so I panicked and called 911. The firetrucks came with the sirens blaring and everything, I'm sure it woke up the whole neighborhood!
US:Are you serious? What did the firemen do?
Jill: Oh it was out by the time they got here. Thank God I couldn't open the door as it just burned itself out, it would have fed on the oxygen if I could have opened it and who knows what would have happened then! The fireman told me I needed to clean the bottom of the oven out to make sure there is no debris before I start cleaning from now on.
US: Ya Think? No harm, no foul, just a good story, don't worry about it.

Oh Lucy!