Our Family has been passing around this book called Everyone Poops for a few years now. For some reason we find great humor in poop and other bodily functions. That said, I would be remiss if I didn't share at least on good poop story.
Each week I think "Oh, this is the grossest thing I've ever seen." I am always wrong. Always. I thought for sure the time Carson had a blowout so bad it went up to his neck, in his armpit even a little in the ear, was gonna be the topper, especially when I ran him to the sink and he proceeded to pee across the room. I was wrong. Again.
Earlier this week, unbeknownst to me, another blowout occured in the beloved bouncy chair. I went to pick him up and still didn't notice. Finally, I smelled something after I'd been carrying him around for a while so up to the changing table we went. That's when I noticed the Side Blowout (I have names for them now.) This Side Blowout went down his leg to his precious little baby foot. So I spent about 5 or 10 minutes wiping him down, ran him under the hose feature on our sink and thought all was well. Then I looked down. Smeared across my shirt...you guessed it poo. Smeared down my pants....you got it...poo. Everywhere that baby touched....poo. Into the wash my clothes go. As I pass by the changing table where I initially noticed said Side Blowout, you guessed it, the poo that had been on my clothes was now all over the front of the dresser. In the slots where the drawers pull out, on the knobs, everywhere. I had to take out all the drawers, wipe down the tops and inside of the dresser. I'm sure you can imagine my state of my mind as I was doing this. So this, my friends is my grossest story yet. Until next time,
Kelly
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You have my sympathy on the poopsplosion. We have not had one that has gotten further then his clothes, though I realize it's only a matter of time. My problem is keeping Miles hands out of it when I am changing him. I swear if the diaper is off, his hand is on his package. Such a guy.
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